I want all of Priestly’s shirts.

ctinalynn:

“I sell crack for the CIA”

“Orgasm Donor” *front*

“Ask for your free sample” *back*

“Save a tree eat a beaver”

“Surf naked”

“Cat, the other white meat”

“Tip me or die”

“It’s tourist season shoot them at will”

“You can read!”

“You know what your problem is? You’re stupid.”